why isn't there a "hunger games" soccer AU
but it would be so good, Iker would be the Katnissy volunteer who saves Unai's whiny ass, and Cris would be the beautiful flirty Career with a tragic soul and a heart of gold Finniiiiiiiiiick, and Cesc would be Rue leaping through the trees and Ricky would be the stouthearted bakery boy who survives via the power of Love. (the shipping would obviously be, uhhh, different.) Sergio is Gale. XABI IS CINNA! MOU IS PLUTARCH HEAVENSBEE!! I CAN'T STOP!!!! it could be the first games where nobody dies, because of ... reasons! Ugh, there is no way I can ever write this. goddammit. my psychotic reach exceeds my grasp.