gaila - beguiling.

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i'm like 90% finished with a halloween fic, plus i have so much that actually needs to get done, so obviously it's TIME TO JUST POST SNIPPETS THAT I ADMIT ARE NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Idk, I just got really attached to the idea of like, what houses various members of this boyband would be in (Louis & Zayn, Slytherin; Niall, Hufflepuff; Liam, Gryffindor; Harry, SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT, is there such a thing as Huffleclawff? probably Gryffindor tho tbh.) Like, you know. Louis is the intensely popular Slytherin who ends up being head boy, and Zayn is this snooty Pureblood who's secretly really goofy and fun but his shyness manifests as Eternal ~~Mysterious~~ Bitchface, and Liam is tragic about it because he has feelings. Anyway, I don't know. Fuck it. I'm posting this.

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gaila - beguiling.

FIRST DAY OF THE FOOTBALL SEASON MEANS FIRST DAY OF FEELINGS I WILL BE SHARING WITH YOU!!!

OTP PRIMER: CRISTIANO RONALDO/RICARDO "KAKÁ" LEITE



Or: An I Wish A Gut Year For Arrybudy
Or: Kaká Loves Cristiano Ronaldo And So Do We And By God So Will You By The Time We're Finished Here I Don't Care If You've Never Seen Soccer Before
by yeats & dorkorific.

*WARNING ALL OF THESE HAVE A BILLION PICTURES AND THEY WILL KILL YOUR BROWSER SO SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.

**WARNING 2 WE WROTE MOST OF THIS LAST SEASON SO THE CRIS SECTION IN PARTICULAR IS MISSING A LOT OF EUROS CUTENESS FEEL FREE TO DROP THAT SHIT OFF IN THE COMMENTS



hiyeeee byeeeee

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AUs I'm Totally Not Writing, About Boy Band Members

1. Did you know that I ship Zayn Malik/Pepe Reina now.



I don't know. Because fuck you, that's why. Because Zayn is small and brooding and intensely hot and would be all nervously sullen & awed & aroused around Pepe's self-assurance & virility? Because Pepe is a solid wall of sirloin man steak who would get a kick out of Zayn's self-conscious "moody" thing/secret cute awkwardness/awful Wingdings tattoos?



WINGDINGS!!!! Get me out of here and by here I mean my own body.

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OH MY GOD, BOTH OF YOU. I'M SERIOUS. GET OUT. YOU ARE A NIGHTMARE. A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!! Don't even get me started on how much i love louis. I don't want to talk about it. Yes I do. No I don't. Goodbye, forever.
gaila - beguiling.

WHAT A FUN THING TO COME OFF HIATUS FOR!

hi guyyyys.

so uh. i am selling the shoebox project pictures. NO I KNOW BUT MY RENT GOT HIKED AND...IT'S JUST PEOPLE SEEM TO WANT THEM AND IT TURNS OUT PROSTITUTION IS HARDER TO ORGANIZE THAN I THOUGHT, although asking for money on the internet is much more degrading. anyway, it starts tomorrow and it'll be $8 if you want a specific picture and $5 for a random (which i guess is like. $10 and $7 with shipping?) and the procedure for getting one is here. it'll start tomorrow. OKAY SORRY I'LL HAVE SOME NON-HUMILIATING ENTRY UP HERE SOON (does One Direction RPS count as non-humiliating. probably not, right. god dammit.)


i don't even have this one anymore.
gaila - beguiling.

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1. Yo I put all the things on A03. Including stuff from like 2006, and also the insanely filthy RM locker-room orgy thing that was comm-locked and that I still kind of can't believe I wrote? THAT'S WHAT'S UP!

2. what a fucking week for my feels, bro.



Blah blah soccer! I am actually too emotionally exhausted to even talk about it, though tumblr remains a horrible record of what a fucking mess I was. All I have for you rn is that this dude



is the prince of my heart*, the step in my groove, my rain in the desert, etc. One day I'm gonna do a huge terrifying post about it.



It's in google docs so you know that's real talk.

*all of real madrid is also the prince. ALL OF THEM.

2a. Speaking of which, this is a thing that tyrannicides and I are writing now, apparently. It's 25,670 words so far and I made graphics for it.



Cool. Great. Normal late-twenties-year-old stuff.
gaila - beguiling.

why isn't there a "hunger games" soccer AU

I mean, I know why there isn't: because RPF is creepy enough without sociopathically killing off your characters. I am not sure I could write any real people, even in fiction, even the ones I truly and deeply hate, getting their faces chewed off by mutant wolves.

but it would be so good, Iker would be the Katnissy volunteer who saves Unai's whiny ass, and Cris would be the beautiful flirty Career with a tragic soul and a heart of gold Finniiiiiiiiiick, and Cesc would be Rue leaping through the trees and Ricky would be the stouthearted bakery boy who survives via the power of Love. (the shipping would obviously be, uhhh, different.) Sergio is Gale. XABI IS CINNA! MOU IS PLUTARCH HEAVENSBEE!! I CAN'T STOP!!!! it could be the first games where nobody dies, because of ... reasons! Ugh, there is no way I can ever write this. goddammit. my psychotic reach exceeds my grasp.